Friday, May 09, 2008
somehow after the recent volley of tests, assignments, portfolios and m-fing shit,
it doesn't feel like it got any better.
yeap, and i have absatively no idea why.
well a slight dive into the life of the handsome guy:
one giant highlight of this damn week is the chinese test day ie: tuesday
the compo was so
shit ass easy, it was rather disturbing.
and today our teacher was telling us on how some of our fellow china-men (accpetance, people!) would score damn freaking low in the 应用文section.
yeah, not a fact us singaporeans to worry about, but more of they are totally unaware of Singaporean ongoings, such as 我报. just because you china so you're too good for the free newspapers that we dutifully bring to school each school day to share with our fellow classmates in hopes that it would boost our chinese scores;
SEE WHERE THAT GOT YOU.yeah well, acceptance.
i'm sorry, my fellow big headed china friends.
to be frank i know quite a number of china-men. yeah and most of them are actually damn nice and normal people, but then it's a BLOODY STEREOTYPE. it's not that easy to break down, yes? sucks to be the minority.
speaking of stereotypes, here's a joke:
IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE SLIGHTEST OF RACISM, SKIP THIS PARTan american man heard about the stereotype that all n*ggas have large penii (plural of penis, bitch). so he decided to take a tour to africa to see if it were true. so he went to africa, for a tour, had a tour guide and they were going around looking at whatever you look at in africa. then they stopped for a toilet break. so the american goes to pee at the urinals, and the african-american tour guide came in to pee too, using the urinal next to him. so the american man was like, HOLY CRAP MY CHANCE TO SEE FOR MYSELF. so he peered across and saw the n*gga's penis, which was rather small and had the letters "W" and "Y" tatoo-ed on it. the tour guide caught him looking at it and to cover up for his embarrasement, the american decided to act manly, saying, " i thought all n*ggas have big dicks, but seems like it's not true, you can only tatoo two letters on it" so the n*gga turned to him and said, "hold on" and erected his dick, which proudly presented "WELCOME TO AFRICA, HAVE A NICE DAY"
yeah, un-openminded spoilsport people, the jokes over. and it would have sounded much funnier had it passed through mouth.
anyways, another thing that happened on the day of the chinese test was RJChorale's concert, which was a fucking let down.
yeap, we screwed up rather badly, and i shan't bore you with the details. (handsome people are always more considerate than you think :D)
damn, it's late. i've been sleeping this late or later for the past 3 days. fucking shagged. time to go sleep and dream to possess a hot bod like my fellow brother foo.
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