CONGRATULATIONS TO MICHELLE FOR BEING CHAIR (OMG) AND FIONA FOR GETTING THE POSITION OF SC :D (oh this appears in no particular order so don't speculate or anything)

and now, back to B.E.A.T.S. MASS CONVO (it really sucks XD)





shit i'm really really lazy and tired to blog.
GAH





haha yay.
who cares i didn't get vice chair :D
if i really became ah i'm pretty sure RV will get screwed up XD


neeways creative comm is good >:D

here's the line-up for next year's EXCO for intrests' sake (:

Chairman: Daniel John Tan
ViceChair: Wang Yuxin
Secretary: Law KangJie
Treasurer: Dennis Heng
Quartermasters: Joel and Ian yeeeeeeeeee

SC: Benjamin
SLs: too many to name -______-

Welfare: Cao Yifan and MULIADIIIIIIIIIII
Creative Comm: Tan Yishu , Matthew Tan and Me



houyea :D congrats for all of B.E.A.T.S. getting into EXCO XDDDDDD
and of course, MULIADIIIIIIIIIIII argh he's damn nice :D

wow.
actually this year's EXCO damn big.
when you include sub-comms it's even BIGGER.




YEAH RV :D
oh yah yifan can dunk daniel in your condo pool if we go your condo function room? 8D





TO ANYONE I HAVE OFFENDED OR DAO-ED THESE FEW DAYS...


as in like seriously cuz these few days i've been reellyyyyy reellllllyyyyyyy busy >_<





alright i officially declare my attention span to be negative or nearing the ends of an inverse ln graph >_<

i mean like yeah i konw all about the "learn to pay more attention thing" and the "try to remember things" thing but my attention span (which affects my memory) just doesn't allow me to.

sometimes i almost forget that i'm handsome and i actually look in the mirror and when it starts to melt under my amazingly hot aura do i realise that i forgot.

again.

wait what were we talking about again?
*hmm i think reading ego blog posts increase my ego function exponentially. and i question about my maths related post





oh i question about ant sex too.*

RI lecture was super retarded man XD
like George Yeo is the coolest guy on earth lah
i quote
GY: "um...what is CIP?"
boy:"urhhhh Community Involvement Programme?"
GY: "OH YES."
and we were coming up with amazingly stupid questions that would like blow Georgey's brain apart from our sheer wit and skill if we actually asked him, questions such as:

"Sir, which do you prefer? Harry Potter or StarWars?"

"Sir, would you recommend LOTR over HP/SW?"

"Sir, my name is Nicholas and i'm from 3F. Can you be my friend?"

and lastly,

"Sir, may i use the washroom?"

can't you sense the utter intelligence OOZING from the questions?
no, you don't have to answer that, if you haven't noticed 10 million years ago like all handsomehotsmartpowerful people do, that was a rhetorical question :D

bah.
screw average GPA of 2.76
a whole new low in GPA of my life.





ah.
the joys of being sick one day before a test :D
you can totalleh rest and relax and mug throughout the day (:
but shit i missed choir lucky AGM not today -____-

for all you late night chem muggers...
HERE'S NOTES :D

Mole Concept:
• Mass (in grams) = Mass of 1 mol X number of mols
• Number of mols = Mass of element (in grams) / Mass of 1 mol (in grams)
• Mass (in grams) = Mr
• Gas is always 24 dm¬¬¬3 in volume
• Concentration = Number of mols (refer to 2) / volume of solution in dm3
• Empirical Formula:
Element 1(Ar:10) Element 2(Ar:10)
Mass reacting (in grams) 0.10 0.30
Or
% by mass 25% 75%

Number of Mols 0.10/10 = 0.01 mol 0.30/10 = 0.03 mol

25/10 = 2.5 mol 75/10 = 7.5 mol


Mol ratio 1:3
Emp. Formula E1(E2)3

Acids & Bases:
• Acids – any compound that can willingly donate 1 H+ ion when dissolved in water
• Bases – any substance that can willingly accept 1 H+ ion (commonly OH-, O2-)
• Alkali – all soluble bases
• Acids + Bases -> Salt + H2O
• Acids + Carbonate ( (CO3)2- )-> Salt + H2O + CO2
• Acids + Sulphites ( (SO3)2- ) -> Salt + H2O + SO2
• Acids + Certain Metals ( (Mg)2+, (Fe)2+, (Zn)2+ ) -> Salt + H2
• Base + NH4 salt -> Salt + H2O + NH3
• Alkali + Certain Salts -> Salt + Insoluble OH-




yup that's about it.
oh but my stomach hurts so T_T





oh.
God Bless Pitchless out of range singing.
and meaningless chairs on stage.

Hallelujah.





ohwells bio was relatively houkay (i really hope)

today while playing floorball i suddenly realise that my leg eye co-od really damn louseh D:


i've got nothing against my hands which i thank God, are really perfectly deft and so i can play piano and guitar and type and spam stepmania XD

but ah looking at my feet they are really screwed XD
i mean i don't have 2 left feet or anything, i have like 6 x 10^23 number of right feet :D

BAH.





HOUYES. I AM DON WITH MY ENGLISH SOCIAL ADVOCACY REFLECTION :D

this i written in response to the question posted:
What does belonging in a community mean to me?

and you're supposed to write an expository on it :D


and here's my expository reflection essay thing (:

English Social Advocacy Project Reflections:
What does belonging to a community mean to me?

This begins, as all expository essays do, with a thesis statement. This is the thesis statement.

Yet despite the fact that the thesis statement is there, do you not think that this is the most boring introduction to any expository essay? You look at it and you think about how readers would feel about you, the writer of this expository essay, and how they would be put off from reading the whole expository essay. After subjecting this thesis statement to careful scrutiny, you decide that you need to add a little bit more meat in it. In fact, you need to add a LOT of meat in the plain old thesis statement.

And so, the thesis statement “this is the thesis statement” was changed to reflect your considerations to a better thesis statement: this is the thesis statement and it is a sentence. Definitely more meat, however you still think that it is lacking something.

You decide to show your friends this thesis statement, and you and your friends discuss about it over a cup of coffee, maybe two. Visiting various friends, you gain what you call opinion, and what I call field research. With these thoughts from your peers and future readers of the expository essay, you set about to make another change in it, and according to many of your friends, it needs more PUNCH. So, you cancel out the old thesis statement, and change it to: this is the thesis statement and it is a sentence, it is also the main back bone of my expository essay and it doubles as the introduction to my expository essay. Definitely more punch and meaning rather than more empty content or “meat”.

You look through the thesis statement and you ask your teacher about the thesis statement. She says, “Look, your thesis statement is too long, change it to something shorter.”

And so, you take the thesis statement back and change it again, according to advice, to: this is thesis statement it is sentence, main backbone, introduction to expository essay. You decide that it follows your teacher’s advice, and should automatically be better.

However, after much consideration with you and your fellow friends, you decide that it doesn’t work that way, and it would be grammatically incorrect. Thus you scratch the thesis statement out and write a new one: this is the thesis statement which is my introduction and backbone of my expository essay. You submit this and you are the only student that got a GPA of 4.0 for this assignment.

And that, is what I feel belonging to a community means to me. It means to bring about change, be it good or bad, and to shape your community to attain the highest reward and strive towards even greater heights, by bringing about change. Change, can never be always good or bad, and there will always be a silver lining to the dark cloud or the shadow that a bright light brings about.

Change, especially in a community is a specific and power given to only one who has been in the community and understands its needs and wants, and does their utmost to bring the whole community to satisfy these goals, and that is what I feel belonging to a community means to me.

Belonging to a community means to bring about change too serve and to lead the community to a place where the grass is greener. And that is the real thesis statement of my expository essay.



whoa. houyes and remember my term 1 ERP essay about my alma mater?
BWAHAH. i beat all the lit students by getting 24/30 which like OWNS :D



now i must go complete my EXCO apllication proposal -_____-





DIE LAH I JUST LET 2 DAYS OF MY 5 DAYS OF HOLIDAYS SLIP OUT OF MY HANDS LIKE THE SLIPPERY BUDINGDUM THAT IT IS I AM SO DEAD *screams like a bimbo*



my muscles are super screwed lah
toolongneverexercisethengoswimming caused it >_<

stupid man
i have like one whole list of things to do,
and one whole list of things i did while i'm supposed to do what was on the other list -___________-


*update [headache now luh omg]*





whee.
the performance owned :D

like the GuitarEnsemble went up, performed, *clapclap* from audience.
then it was the MilitrayBand and they got *clap*
then it was the Chinese Opera (super funny cuz the main character's spear end flew off the pole XD) and got *clapclapclap*


and then it was us.
we were like *CLAPCLAPCHEERCLAPCHEERCLAP*

haha pardon my egoitism :D


i realise that i haven't touched my homework at all and i'm doing all the non-homework related stuff omg i'm going to DIE a horrible death >_<


B.E.A.T.S. reflection was really fun, even though we didn't get to start on september, but hey:
it really helped to clear up the many things we have, and i LOVE the idea of the peer evaluation (:

gah i realise that my blog posts are like super inconsistent lah like sometimes i will post meaningful essays and sometimes i will just post random crap :D

blah.
WHO CARES (:





AHHHH.
PERFORMANCE TMR!
GOODLUCK B.E.A.T.S.!


oh on a totally different sidenote, click this and sign-up!
http://www.mysmsads.com/?ahguan

it's not a scam, seriously, and you get paid just to recieve sms-es to your phone :D
wunnerful innit?
and the more people you get to sign up = to the more moneh you earn, because of the downline rule, which is basically

for example you earn $0.10 for every SMS you recieve.

you recommend 2 friends and you get let's say 20% of their pay so you get:
$0.10 + 2(20/100 * $0.10)
= $0.14

per SMS.

and let's say your 2 friends invite another 2 friends each, which means they earn

$0.10 + 2(20/100 * $0.10)
= $0.14

each per SMS.

HOWEVER, you now earn a total of
$0.10 + 2(20/100 *$0.14)
=$0.156

per SMS :D




looks like a small sum?
imagine if you made 10 friends, or even 15 friends and they all do the same:

$0.10 + 10(20/100 * (0.10 + 10(20/100 * 0.10))
=$0.70 just for ONE SMS man!


alright XD
haha seriously, this is not a scam :D


neeways gtg sleep now my mom is like scarily close to me >_<


GOODLUCK B.E.A.T.S.!





Oh gosh Limelight was EXCELLENT :D
*goodjob fiona mich pat :D*

the music was damn nice but i think the piano recital in the middle was like super extra XD (whoops)
but all in all i really loved the performance, the choice of songs, and the PITCH PIPE OMG
*HYPERVENTILATES*

anna loo super cute lah pitchpipe indeed XD

LOVED kyrie eleison and vois sur :D

haha you guys better rest well >_<
judging from your faces yall look SUPER TIRED D:

haha fiona your face is really cool lah :D
and you changed position like 15 billion times! oh gosh.

oh gosh i think we should totally re-record our songs cuz the mic really SUCKS.
B.E.A.T.S. MUST GO DESIGN CENTRE AGAIN



bah.
too tired to post more >_<
haven't been home since like 6am to um 10.50pm
*dies*





ohdear.
seriously lah these few days left me damn POOPED lah


after the wednesday concert it had been rush homework, rush homework, B.E.A.T.S. and like tuition -_____________-


andandand
i feel like i'm totally losing touch with my friends D: *wails*
BAH.

i swear homework is killing me lah D:
ohoh and my PHONE
BLOOODY HELLLLL

sigh.
too many things to do , to little time, they say.

oh wells.
this uber long overdue quizzy thingie from fiona is finally here :D

List seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself.
- Tag seven people to do the same.
- Do not tag the person who tagged you or say that you tag whoever wants to.

-i love water. yes PLAIN WATER :D
-i can finish 1000ml of water in 20 seconds :D x2
-my stuff screw up damn often. i'm super careless one D:
-i used to collect macdonald's happy meal toys >:D
-my christian name is christopher, but i hate it when people call me that >_<
-I HAVE A BLOODY NICE QUEEN SIZED BED WHICH IS um *coughs* onequater full of soft toys XD
-I ABSALOOOOOTELY LOVE TO SMELL GOOD (:

blah.
shall tag um...
ohgosh i'll just not tag anyone >:D
BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS DO THIS QUIZ :D

tagboard me if you did it (:



and now,
back to HOMEWORK *faints*





Wednesday was super hectic lah please.
ohmyson i missed all my EXTENDED deadlines and like extended it even more. i'm like SO DEAD.

and houyes
wednesday was the random porgy and bess thing :D

quite fun actually, with the hyperactive ACSJ people who we were like asking random questions to them like
"what do you think kangaroos will do in the near future?"
"comment on the moral issues regarding abortion."
and my favourite part was when i was like explaining gay rights to them
WOOHOOO.

like didn't speak to any northview people cuz they were like FARFAR AWAY.
except for one person.
like distributing dinner packets then i was like
"AYE. don't squash the packet" *insert XD face here*

ohoh and we were like hand signalling to a malay girl.
YISHU YOU HORNY BITCH YOU INTERESTED IN THE GIRL THEN GO ASK FOR HER NAME LAH.
WHOLE DAY LONG SAY WHAT WASTED XD

and bitch and plan on the mrt somemore
lol got steps to getting a girl one cuz apparently you must slowly dig out info.
the ranking goes like this:
1.name
2.age
3.number
4.attached?
5.interested?
6.email

LIKE WTF STUPID YISHU CORRUPT MY MIND LAH
WHAT RANKING SOMEMORE :D

lol and B.E.A.T.S. was like having random warm-up fun right before our performance during like the period of time after dinner.
WAH LAU
DAMN MALU SIA
we sing one song then not warm up enough,
so we go get the other members to come then we sang More Than Words to ms yew
then wah lau
suddenly got ACSJ people crowd

then we malu don't dare to disperse cuz very bad attitude
so we did 简单爱 to have fun with ACSJ kids
shouldn't have VP-ed lah
ATTRACT EVEN MORE ATTENTION

LIKE WTF MAN WE NOT EVEN SINGING SERIOUSLY LAH.

damn screwed.


atleast not like the random people inside playing pepsi cola
like the leg kicking thing.
NO CHILDHOOD XD




screw man
MY PHONE IS BLOODY SCREWED OHMYSON

DIE.

houyes B.E.A.T.S. please check your email regrading tmr's practice!!!