alright i officially declare my attention span to be negative or nearing the ends of an inverse ln graph >_<

i mean like yeah i konw all about the "learn to pay more attention thing" and the "try to remember things" thing but my attention span (which affects my memory) just doesn't allow me to.

sometimes i almost forget that i'm handsome and i actually look in the mirror and when it starts to melt under my amazingly hot aura do i realise that i forgot.

again.

wait what were we talking about again?
*hmm i think reading ego blog posts increase my ego function exponentially. and i question about my maths related post





oh i question about ant sex too.*

RI lecture was super retarded man XD
like George Yeo is the coolest guy on earth lah
i quote
GY: "um...what is CIP?"
boy:"urhhhh Community Involvement Programme?"
GY: "OH YES."
and we were coming up with amazingly stupid questions that would like blow Georgey's brain apart from our sheer wit and skill if we actually asked him, questions such as:

"Sir, which do you prefer? Harry Potter or StarWars?"

"Sir, would you recommend LOTR over HP/SW?"

"Sir, my name is Nicholas and i'm from 3F. Can you be my friend?"

and lastly,

"Sir, may i use the washroom?"

can't you sense the utter intelligence OOZING from the questions?
no, you don't have to answer that, if you haven't noticed 10 million years ago like all handsomehotsmartpowerful people do, that was a rhetorical question :D

bah.
screw average GPA of 2.76
a whole new low in GPA of my life.